My name is Adam, I'm like the Michael Jordan of motherfuckers.
I spend my time eating Japanese food and drinking shit overpriced coffee.

queers-of-madness:

this one goes out to all the homies on mobile

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you probably can’t see it but it’s a dude pouring out malt liquor for you. 

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supermattural:

diarrheasmoothie:

me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal

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did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold 

(Source: dildonts, via gnarshred)

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

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